Antara Quotes Yang Direka Time bosan Gle Nk Mati... l-_-l

1.Girl:Hey would u catch a grenade for me?
   Boy:Maybe..Maybe Not
   Girl:WHAT? WhY???!
   Boy:cuz ill b too busy beating the living sh*t out of the person who threw it at u.
   Girl: :)

2.A Facebook Chat between An EX couple~

  Girl : Hey 
  Boy : Hey :)
  Girl : How are you ? 
  *Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
  Boy : I'm Fine..

3.Girl: Heyy:)

  BOY:hey
  GIRL: I like you:)
  BOY: wow.
  GIRL: What?? you don't like me????
  BOY: no
  GIRL: wow you are so nice :'(
  BOY: why are you crying??
  GIRL: You don't like me :'(
  BOY: well you never asked if i love you :)
  GIRL: well do you?!
  BOY: Lol no.

4.3 EASIEST WAYS TO DIE:

     1. have a cigarette daily
       - you'll die 10 years earlier.
   2.Drink alcohol daily.
       - you'll die 30 years earlier.
   3. Love someone who doesn't love you back.
       -you'll die daily.

5.How cool would it be if each country had facebook?!

   -Japan wrote on chinas wall..
   -America poked Afganistan..
   -England has 0 friends..